Al’s Diner

Don’t quit your day jobs: Al Pacino and Bob Dylan are looking back a bit wistfully, ruminating over what they might have done with their lives if they hadn’t been the legends in acting and music, respectively, that they are. Pacino said he would have made a good short order cook. Dylan would have been a history teacher.

Your choice: Dylan giving you a D-minus on a history quiz and asking “How does it feel?” or Pacino sliding a Grand Slam breakfast in front of you with “Say hello to my little friend.”

Channel-surfing the vast cultural wasteland: NFL analyst Boomer Esiason and actress Katharine McPhee are the hosts for “Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials,” at 8 tonight on CBS.

The NFL will have officials present to ensure that both hosts are properly inflated.

Ready for its close-up: NASA’s space probe New Horizons is nearing Pluto for the closest study of the dwarf planet ever. One question to be answered is whether Pluto has enough mass to again be considered a planet.

Pluto, seizing the opportunity, has been loading up on carbs and spending some time with the free weights.

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