Better get that looked at: A new book, “The Bigfoot Contagion,” launches what’s supposed to be the latest teen trilogy. Like the “Twilight” trilogy of books and movies, “Contagion” features plucky teens in Forks, this time trying to figure out why people are turning into Sasquatches.
In the end, the Sasquatches turn out to be thick-bearded hipsters from Portland looking for a craft brewery.
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Somebody needs a hug: Speaking during a dinner for Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani said he does not believe President Obama loves America. He continued: “He doesn’t love you. And he doesn’t love me.”
Giuliani, R-Your Drunk Uncle, explained he had just received a break-up text from the president that tried to soften the blow by saying they could still be friends.
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Goodwill hunting: A Phoenix, Arizona, man, who spotted what he thought might be a rare watch at a Goodwill store, bought it for $5.99 and then sold it for $35,000.
OK. We’ll meet you in front of the Goodwill before it opens on Saturday. You bring the coffee; we’ll bring the eBay account.
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