How dry I am

Dry martini, sprinkled, not stirred: A federal tax agency has approved the sale of Palcohol, powdered alcohol that can be mixed into drinks. Some states have moved to ban the product out of concerns it could be easily abused by children, snorted or snuck into public events.

We’ll oppose powdered alcohol on more basic grounds by asking this question: Would you make a screwdriver with Tang?

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Jukebox heroes: Politicians running for office often run afoul of pop stars who object to campaigns using their songs. So a copyright attorney recommends candidates get the artist’s permission first.

We’ll help out with some suggestions: Jeb Bush, contact Foghat about “Third Time Lucky.” Scott Walker, see Woody Guthrie about “Union Buryin’ Ground.” And Hillary Clinton, ask the Marvelettes about “Please, Mr. Postman.”

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Channel-surfing the vast cultural wasteland: “American Idol” has picked its 12 finalists, who will take the stage for the first time on tonight’s episode.

Let’s see, a dozen pitchy pop tunes. We’re going to need about three packets of that powdered booze.

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