President precedent

Female to the chief: Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns in her HBO series, “Veep,” on Sunday, but her character has now moved up to the Oval Office. At least five other shows have featured a female POTUS, including Patty Duke in “Hail to the Chief” and Geena Davis in “Commander in Chief.”

As concerns about her email scandal continue to dog Hillary Clinton, Democratic Party officials are said to be asking each of the six actresses about a four-year deal with an option for one four-year extension.

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Channel-surfing the vast cultural wasteland: PBS broadcasts the United Nation’s jazz celebration, “International Jazz Day,” at 10 tonight.

Although the mainstream media will deny it, viewership is mandatory and those who do not comply will be sent to FEMA jazz re-education camps.

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Time flies; you won’t: Alaska Airlines topped the government’s on-time list, arriving on schedule 85 percent of the time.

Alaska Air’s on-time performance is even more remarkable when you consider the time involved in harassing cancer patients and tossing them off flights.

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