In solidarity with the residents of the Carolinas, we’re wearing our high-water pants.
We haven’t had this much fun since trying to guess who Deep Throat was.
Suprisingly, our resume was rejected for a job opening at the White House press office.
The smoke cleared long enough for us to see what happened in the news. It can come back now.
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Witch season! Wabbit season! Which season?
Trump and Putin go to Helsinki and back and forth.
President Trump went to Europe, and all we got was this balloon.
So long, Scott; hello tariffs; farewell plastic sporks
Raccoons aren’t the only ones with impulse control issues.
We’re not taking any chances. We’re staying away from anything stronger than Sleepy Time tea.
Book’s open; place your bets on this week’s news that wasn’t.
And we won’t tell her the waffles you brought her are just Eggos cut into squares.
This week: Doctor’s notes, Hobby Lobby’s latest craft project and Father Pat Conroy’s return.
But a slow news week meant news from Gov. J, Charlie Roses’ new talk show, and peace in our time.
Head held high we press on with snide swipes at the usual suspects.
The Zukerberg hearings, witch hunts, retirements and other looks at the week that wasn’t.
Our take on Stormy Daniels, football catches, Russian diplomats and the lastest Facebook outrage.
Thanks, Millard Don’t know much about state history: Today marks the 160th anniversary of the creation of the Washington Territory, established by the Organic Act… Continue reading
